"I can only please ONE person…" Bumper Sticker

Text reads: "I can only please ONE person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either." I mean, if you can't be accommodating, you might as well be honest, right? You'll have other drivers laughing and nodding their heads in agreement with this funny bumper sticker.

Give everyone a piece of your mind as you drive down the road. Bumper stickers are the perfect little bits of wit and wisdom to share with the world.

Will it look exactly like the one in the picture?
Well… probably. You see, we don't print these ourself, and from time to time, the manufacturer does tweak the design just a little. When we get a new shipment in, the text will be the same, but the color and layout may vary a bit. We do our best to keep a picture of our current stock on the site, but please understand if there are minor differences.