"I can only please ONE person…" Bumper Sticker
"I can only please ONE person…" Bumper Sticker
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What are your Shipping Policies?
What are your Shipping Policies?
We typically ship Monday through Friday. We do our best to ship every order within 2 business days. If we are out of stock on an item, we will contact you by email with your options. Please make sure your order includes a valid email address and that you watch for any messages from us.
Our standard shipping is US Priority Mail with tracking, which is a flat fee of $7.00. Priority Mail typically takes 2-3 business days for delivery.
For orders of $100 or more shipping is FREE!
What is your Exchange & Return Policy?
What is your Exchange & Return Policy?
Customer satisfaction is our number one priority at Gryphon’s Moon, and we never want you to settle for an item you are not happy with. Any item purchased from us may be returned for a refund or exchange, provided you return it within 30 days in its original condition. Important! When you return an item, please pack it in a box or padded envelope. Postal equipment frequently tears small items right out of regular envelopes, and we cannot be responsible for items that do not reach us safely.
Text reads: "I can only please ONE person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow doesn't look good either." I mean, if you can't be accommodating, you might as well be honest, right? You'll have other drivers laughing and nodding their heads in agreement with this funny bumper sticker.
Give everyone a piece of your mind as you drive down the road. Bumper stickers are the perfect little bits of wit and wisdom to share with the world.
Will it look exactly like the one in the picture?
Well… probably. You see, we don't print these ourself, and from time to time, the manufacturer does tweak the design just a little. When we get a new shipment in, the text will be the same, but the color and layout may vary a bit. We do our best to keep a picture of our current stock on the site, but please understand if there are minor differences.